The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

Sweden’s Migrants Recruited Into Islamic Youth Army by Gangs

In Sweden, the once liberal utopia of Scandinavia, which was the envy of many other countries years ago, for their great tax payer benefits, health care, quality of life, safety and peace, but nowadays the nation is much more renowned… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

The Forgotten Voices Of The #120db Movement

Amongst the loud noise and accusations from feminists and overly mainstream coverage of #MeToo there was a timid little voice in the faded distance just longing to be heard too. That voice was #120db, a brave and heart-breaking account of… Continue Reading

Migrant Ghettos Will Become ‘A Nuclear Bomb Of Unrest’ In The Future Warns The EU

“This is an Angela Merkel public safety announcement! The influx of migrants currently floating on makeshift rafts and lifeboats heading in the direction of our shores will eventually lead to complete and utter annihilation and total catastrophic destruction on a… Continue Reading

The 2018 Oscar Nominations List

Yesterday, we caught the live screening of the 2018 Oscar Nominations by Andy Serkis and Tiffany Haddish, in all of its cringeworthy splendour, setting the tone perhaps for when Jimmy Kimmel steps back into the spotlight as host on March… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

Hungary’s Viktor Orban Outlines ‘Stop Soros’ Legislation Laws

Hungary’s Prime Minister, Viktor Orban, is passing legislation laws called ‘Stop Soros’, after George Soros has continued to fund various NGO’s to flood European countries with yet more economic migrants and refugees illegally, which he has callously been doing by giving… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading