Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Are Shopping Carts Actually Sexist?

“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’  Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading

Is Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau, Fidel Castro’s Love Child?

In early February, Fidel Castro’s eldest son Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart (aka Fidelito) committed suicide and left a suicide note in which he made an astonishing revelation: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother, and a love child of the late… Continue Reading

The Forgotten Voices Of The #120db Movement

Amongst the loud noise and accusations from feminists and overly mainstream coverage of #MeToo there was a timid little voice in the faded distance just longing to be heard too. That voice was #120db, a brave and heart-breaking account of… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

Triggered Feminist Offended by Air Asia Stewardess Uniform

Just when you thought the world couldn’t be comprised of more ridiculously sensitive and annoying people who are offended by just about everything, up steps Dr. June Robertson from Wellington, New Zealand, who wrote that she was “disgusted” and “offended”… Continue Reading

Hungary’s Viktor Orban Outlines ‘Stop Soros’ Legislation Laws

Hungary’s Prime Minister, Viktor Orban, is passing legislation laws called ‘Stop Soros’, after George Soros has continued to fund various NGO’s to flood European countries with yet more economic migrants and refugees illegally, which he has callously been doing by giving… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Lily Allen Says Rochdale’s Muslim Rape Gang is Not the Problem

In the quasi celebrity world of stupid, Lily Allen is a bright shining star. We already knew this, but we weren’t aware that she would go to even greater lengths to display her stupidity over Twitter all over again. You… Continue Reading