Angela Merkel’s True Origins Exposed

For the last few months, we’ve suspiciously been suspecting the relation of Chancellor Angela Dorothea Kasner Merkel of Germany, as being a direct descendant of Nazi Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Call it intuition, call it logic, call it a conspiracy theory… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

The Undiplomatic Guide to the 71 Genders on Facebook

Did you know that there are currently more gender options available on Facebook than there are countries in Europe (and that’s not including non E.U shit hole monstrosities like El Salvador and Haiti either, obviously) Though saying that, Sweden isn’t exactly… Continue Reading