The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Team USA Beats Canada in Ice Hockey Shootout

The USA has a lot going for itself at the moment. President Donald J. Trump is rejuvenating patriotism, the economy, and even hope for the nation after eight years of Barack Obama. The fun doesn’t stop there, the good times… Continue Reading

George Soros Funds Gina Miller’s Plans to Stop Brexit

Well, what do we have here? Not surprising news, as George Soros, the fake philanthropist billionaire, and disgusting socialist, has been revealed to be behind the funding of Gina Miller’s ‘Best for Britain’ campaign to try to stop Brexit, and what… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Reveals Reason Why He Cancelled London Trip; Laments U.S. Imports from 3rd World

If you hadn’t already heard the really bad news, Donald J. Trump has cancelled his trip to London, since the US Embassy in London is being moved from its majestic Grosvenor Square location to south of the River Thames on Nine… Continue Reading

Who Are This Year’s Nobel Prize Winners in Stockholm & Oslo?

The Swedish Royal family put on a glittery and bedazzling display yesterday as they hosted the annual Nobel Prize Award ceremony in Stockholm, the Swedish capital. King Carl XVI Gustaf was joined by Queen Silvia, their three children, their partners,… Continue Reading

Starbucks Releasing New “Vampire Frappuccino” For Halloween

Good morning, Brainstainers. For those who live in the UK and USA who may have missed out on the quite lame virtue signalling Unicorn Frappuccino hype earlier this year, (and from what we understand, it wasn’t all that great), look out… Continue Reading

A Modern Thor of Norway? No Way!

The case of Anders Breivik, the mass murderer of 77 people in Norway says so much about European culture, and not the narrative that the killer wants you to hear either. What will be examined instead is the culture of… Continue Reading