The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Migrant Ghettos Will Become ‘A Nuclear Bomb Of Unrest’ In The Future Warns The EU

“This is an Angela Merkel public safety announcement! The influx of migrants currently floating on makeshift rafts and lifeboats heading in the direction of our shores will eventually lead to complete and utter annihilation and total catastrophic destruction on a… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel Condemns Right Wing Conservative Politics

Angela Merkel made a speech on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Forum, condemning the rise of so-called right-wing populism, as she likes to call it, where as it should be called logical conservative politics. She called it… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading

Hungary’s Viktor Orban Outlines ‘Stop Soros’ Legislation Laws

Hungary’s Prime Minister, Viktor Orban, is passing legislation laws called ‘Stop Soros’, after George Soros has continued to fund various NGO’s to flood European countries with yet more economic migrants and refugees illegally, which he has callously been doing by giving… Continue Reading

How Did Tommy Wiseau Make His Millions?

There’s not much to shout about lately in terms of news from Hollywood. Well, except for The Last Jedi coming out at last (pretty amazing film by the way), the outcries of actresses about sexual harassment and rape in the workplace, as… Continue Reading

Sweden Raises Retirement Age to Supplement Migrants

Good morning, Brainstainers! Let’s start things off this week with some unsurprising and depressing news that will show just how far socialism goes in the way of causing the decay of a whole country. We need only to look over… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups E to H Predictions

Good morning! Following on from yesterday’s World Cup 2018 analysis of the drawn groups, we now bring you the breakdown of the FIFA World Cup 2018 Groups E to H, followed by our personal predictions about the teams, and who will… Continue Reading