Full Blown Liberalism is a Mental Disorder, and Here’s The Proof

It was only a matter of time before we fully went in on this burgeoning crisis of identity for future generations, sparked by their seemingly liberally deranged parents that wish to turn the children of the future into mentally unstable… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Three Migrants Arrested in Paris for Cannibal Attack

Just when you thought that things had been awfully quiet over in Paris for a long while now (thanks news censorship!), Emmanuel Macron has continued to secretly pursue his mission of turning France into the Middle East and Africa (that’s what you get… Continue Reading

Are Shopping Carts Actually Sexist?

“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’  Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading

Modelling Industry Discrimination: Where Are the Plus Sized Male Models?

Happy Valentines Day to all the ladies, gentlemen, and the gender queer people out there! That should’ve spoken to everyone, but anyway, let’s tackle this most interesting disparity in our world, weight issues and their promotional exposure in a healthy… Continue Reading

Donald Trump told George Soros to “Go to Hell” at World Economic Forum

At last weeks World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, you may remember evil billionaire socialist-terrorist George Soros, giving a speech about his concerns about the rise of Donald Trump, hampering his New World Order plans of total destruction of planet… Continue Reading

Why Did The European Union Censor South Park?

OH MY GOD! They killed freedom of speech! You bastards! Not content with opening the flood gates to a wave of undocumented illegal migrants and fostering racial and cultural divides, the European Union have also been busy censoring what it… Continue Reading

Truck Carrying 34,000 Litres of Chemicals Stolen in Belgium

A truck carrying 34,000 litres of chemicals has been stolen from the province of Zedelgem, not far away from the city of Bruges in Belgium. This has put Belgium Police, and police all across European nations on high alert as… Continue Reading