KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

Left Wing Losers Storm Blighty Cafe; Call Winston Churchill Racist

On Saturday in Finsbury Park, North London, a cafe named ‘Blighty Coffee’ was targeted by left wing losers (protestors) who made their case to call the cafe and Winston Churchill out as “racist”. Yes, this is the labour party’s activism… Continue Reading

Was Margaret Thatcher Really Really The First Spice Girl!?

Can you imagine for a second the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher wearing miniature black pants, bright red leather thigh boots and pouting seductively in a scorching hot desert while katrina high-kicking shirtless misogynistic mansplaining men in a display… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Lily Allen Says Rochdale’s Muslim Rape Gang is Not the Problem

In the quasi celebrity world of stupid, Lily Allen is a bright shining star. We already knew this, but we weren’t aware that she would go to even greater lengths to display her stupidity over Twitter all over again. You… Continue Reading