Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading

Alexis Sanchez Set to Sign for Manchester United (If Mkhitaryan Can Agree Deal With Arsenal)

Wantaway Chilean striker, Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, whose contract with the Gunners runs out this coming summer, is being heavily tied to the frontrunners in the race to sign him – Manchester United. This news comes after Manchester City dropped… Continue Reading

Romelu Lukaku May Get 3 Match Ban For Kicking Brighton Player

What happened at the weekend in the world of football? Well, one of the most talked about topics at the moment is how Romelu Lukaku could face a three match ban after kicking out at Brighton defender, Gaetan Bong, which led… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: What’s Hot & What’s Not?

Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League is beckoning on us all tomorrow evening, with the dealings set to officially cease at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, we thought we’d assess what’s likely to happen before then.… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Shirt Number Revealed by Adidas

As we’ve been saying all this whole time here at Brainstain since Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s unfortunate injury in April against Anderlecht in the Europa League, Zlatan would return to Manchester United upon his recovery, and low and behold, he has done just… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

Nemanja Matic Signs for Manchester United

Jose “the special one” Mourinho has got his man, reuniting himself with Nemanja Matic for a second time after signing him from Benfica to Chelsea in the 2013/2014 season, and now signing him for Manchester United as his Defensive midfield… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: Manchester United & Real Madrid In Potential Deal Over Gareth Bale

Some weeks ago, all managers in the Premier League were basically complaining about the lack of transfer activity thus far, most notably Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Fast forward to today and a whole lot… Continue Reading

Manchester United Win Pre-Season Bragging Rights Against Manchester City

The stage was set in Houston, Texas, for the meeting of Manchester rivals United and City for the International Champions Cup, and the game did not disappoint, (unless you’re a Manchester City fan). Manchester United took home a comfortable win… Continue Reading