NY Democrat State Senate Hopeful Julia Salazar Caught Lying About Her Heritage

Oh dear, what can we say about Democrats lying about their heritage for votes? Well seemingly, its becoming trendy after all those years of Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Native American, garnering her the apt name of “Pocahontas!” With… Continue Reading

Spotify Removes R Kelly From Playlists & Tidal Accused of Inflating Streaming Numbers

In digital streaming news, Spotify has recently announced that they have removed singer R. Kelly from playlists on their streaming services. His songs and indeed, his whole catalogue has been removed from the streaming services playlists, such as on their mood-based… Continue Reading

WikiLeaks Reveals Pope Francis Was Appointed by Deep State in Catholic Spring

The lord and saviour, which nowadays can be referred to as “Wikileaks” (aside from Donald J. Trump), have recently revealed the answers to many people’s suspicions over the currently appointed head of the Catholic church, Pope Francis, after he has… Continue Reading

What’s Been Happening With Jim Carrey?

Actor Jim Carrey has been cleared in the wrongful death lawsuit filed by the Irish family of ex-girlfriend Cathriona White on January 25th, who took her life in a suicide with prescription pills after their relationship was over in September… Continue Reading

Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their… Continue Reading

A Very (Early) Merry Christmas Greeting From Brainstain News

Well, hello everyone! This, if you didn’t already know, is our second Christmas with you all, and so we’re spreading the “Christmas Cheer” far and wide again this year, sending out love, positive vibes, and some Christmas advice to all… Continue Reading

Greggs Apologise For Replacing Jesus With Sausage Roll In Nativity Scene

The day Christ was born, or the day sausage rolls were invented? According to popular bakers Greggs, it’s the latter, especially when the promotional picture for its advent calendar replaced Jesus for a sausage roll. So, did three wise men… Continue Reading

Author Richard Dawkins Banned from Berkeley Radio Station For Non-PC Tweet

Acclaimed British author & biologist Richard Dawkins has been banned from a US radio station appearance in California, over so-called “hurtful” comments about Islam over Twitter. (Pass us a box of liberal tissues, please.) Yes, the KPFA radio station in… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May The Reincarnation Of Jesus?

She was crucified for our Brexit sins by the dishonourable E.U bureaucrats, and now Theresa May has been resurrected to save us from holy Euro damnation. Well, that was the impression given after Theresa May was voted the party leader… Continue Reading

Happy Ascension Day, Jesus!

Today on May 25th is Ascension Day. Now, if you’re unsure as to what this even entails, let’s inform you that today, thirty-eight days after Easter, was the day that Jesus Christ’s soul ascended into the heavens, for good. So,… Continue Reading