Vehicle Terror Attack in Westminster Plows Down Cyclists and Pedestrians

An unnamed terror attacker driving a Ford Fiesta plowed down 15 cyclists and pedestrians in Westminster near the Houses of Parliament this morning at 7:37am. The incident happened very early in the morning and the driver was apprehended outside St.… Continue Reading

Will A Sadiq Khan Balloon Be Allowed To Fly In Protest Of Baby Trump Stunt?

With President Donald Trump come and gone from the UK, a lot of talk was made of the orange inflatable baby Trump balloon which was expected to be a huge centre piece of a protest held by anti-Trump protesters that… Continue Reading

The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

London’s Homicide Rate Sky Rockets Up 44% Under Sadiq Khan

London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading

ISIS Gunman in Trebes, France Takes Hostages; Kills Three Before Police Shoot Him Dead

Well, wasn’t it just about time for us to check up on just how that French socialist multiculturalism escapade has gone, following on from Francoise Hollande and all the other EU cronies like President Emmanuel Macron, have now suffered another… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

Paul Ryan states “We Shouldn’t Be Banning Guns for Law-Abiding Citizens”

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has dashed the hopes of prominent anti-NRA Parkland students David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez by downplaying suggestions that action may be taken to introduce radical gun reforms in the wake of the Florida shootings last… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

Londoners: Travelling On The Tube Makes Us More Happy Than Having Sex

If you ask most people if they would prefer a swift fumble or a quick trip on the Piccadilly line, you would assume that a f*ck with the latest swipe of the finger would be on top of the daily… Continue Reading

Donald Trump told George Soros to “Go to Hell” at World Economic Forum

At last weeks World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, you may remember evil billionaire socialist-terrorist George Soros, giving a speech about his concerns about the rise of Donald Trump, hampering his New World Order plans of total destruction of planet… Continue Reading