What’s a Pedovore?

Given the pure evil revelations that are slowly coming to light as part of the great public awakening, the word “Pedovore” has begun trending all over the public consciousness for some people, hinting at the fact that this terrible act… Continue Reading

Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading

WikiLeaks Reveals Pope Francis Was Appointed by Deep State in Catholic Spring

The lord and saviour, which nowadays can be referred to as “Wikileaks” (aside from Donald J. Trump), have recently revealed the answers to many people’s suspicions over the currently appointed head of the Catholic church, Pope Francis, after he has… Continue Reading

Melania Trump Called In Exorcist to Cleanse The White House of Demons

First Lady Melania Trump, wife of the democratically elected 45th President of The United States of America, Donald J. Trump, are both more concerned with traditional Catholic and Christian values than that of secret society cabals and elitist satanic cults,… Continue Reading

Condoleeza Rice Hopes #MeToo Movement Doesn’t “Turn Women Into Snowflakes”

Do you remember when the last Bush Administration was in charge, before Barack Obama, and back when Condoleeza Rice was the Secretary of State as opposed to Hillary Clinton? Yes, that now truly sounds like paradise and a very peaceful… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Reveals Reason Why He Cancelled London Trip; Laments U.S. Imports from 3rd World

If you hadn’t already heard the really bad news, Donald J. Trump has cancelled his trip to London, since the US Embassy in London is being moved from its majestic Grosvenor Square location to south of the River Thames on Nine… Continue Reading