The Curious Case of Jamal Khashoggi

A tense stand-off appears to be taking place in the aftermath of the brutal murder of Saudi Arabian journalist Jamal Khashoggi. The incident, the first glimpse of a ruthless streak in a self-proclaimed reformer Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman, has… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

Chinese Government Killed 20 CIA Spies After Gaining Access To Hillary Clinton’s Private Email Server

In some more shocking (yet unsurprising) news of Hillary Clinton’s negligence as Secretary of State between the years of 2010 and 2012, her carelessness may have led to some 18 to 20 CIA Operatives being imprisoned or killed by the… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Sends Stark Warning to Iran Over Twitter

The leader of the free world, President Donald Trump, unleashed an all capital lettered tweet aimed at Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, with a warning to Iran to never ever threaten the United States of America, in a firm formulation of… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton Compares Donald Trump to Erdogan in Speech at Oxford University

Hillary Clinton has reared her ugly head again in another speech, this time at the prestigious Oxford University, and once again she complained about the US electoral college, blaming it for her stupendous loss in the 2016 election. Afterwards, Hillary… Continue Reading

U.S. Navy Sailor Pardoned By Trump To Sue Obama and Comey

If you’ve been following along recently, Donald Trump has been freeing American prisoners abroad for zero money, and he’s also been pardoning domestic prisoners both past and present in America, which brings us today’s latest news of his pardon of… Continue Reading

President Donald Trump Pulls U.S. out of Iran Nuclear Deal

On Tuesday, following through on his campaign promises, President Donald Trump pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal which was concocted under Barack Obama, in what was surely extremely bizarre circumstances with $1.7 billion in cash being delivered to Iran… Continue Reading

Cher Tries to ‘Turn Back Time’ After She Went Too Far in Trump Twitter Rant

Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s… Continue Reading