The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Migrant Ghettos Will Become ‘A Nuclear Bomb Of Unrest’ In The Future Warns The EU

“This is an Angela Merkel public safety announcement! The influx of migrants currently floating on makeshift rafts and lifeboats heading in the direction of our shores will eventually lead to complete and utter annihilation and total catastrophic destruction on a… Continue Reading

The Big Arctic Freeze is Coming to the United Kingdom

Morning everyone! This Monday in the British Isles, we are told to be expecting an Arctic Freeze which is set to last over three weeks. That means it’s definitely time to turn on those radiators, crank the heating up, pull… Continue Reading