11 Ways in Which You Are Absolutely Not a Nerd

Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

ESPN Admits to Watching You Through Your Television Set

Long gone is the element of privacy in today’s technologically advanced world amidst social media apps such as Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat, where people willingly expose themselves, sharing photos and videos to feel a sense of self importance in gaining… Continue Reading

Snapchat Users Not Happy With App Update

Usually when I'm bored i just look through people's snapchat stories but i don't even know how to do that anymore — mario (@mariojurisic23) February 12, 2018 Whether you use Snapchat or not, you’ve heard about the app’s update, or… Continue Reading

Why Valentines Day Is Totally Sexist Towards Men

Good morning everyone! It’s Valentines Day, and it’s estimated that there will be roughly 2,654 false sexual assault accusations made towards men today. With statistics like that, who says romance is dead? Many of these claims will be made from disgruntled… Continue Reading

Everything Was Better In The 1990’s

Yes, you read that right. We thought it be about time to remind people of all the nostalgia and the very good bits about the 1990’s today, since seemingly we’re living in a modern world that’s so very detached from… Continue Reading

Kim Kardashian Shuts Down Countertop Cocaine Rumours

Good morning, good day or good evening to you, fellow early birds, hard-workers and insomniacs, now we’ve recently had the pleasure of avoiding Kim Kardashian for quite some time, but inevitably, we knew that the day would come once again,… Continue Reading

Chelsea Handler Can’t Stop Uploading Half Naked Photos

Here at Brainstain, we’re quite tolerant of all and everyone, with added logic and common sense, but every once in a while we see something that oversteps the mark and then we must call it out. For example, much like… Continue Reading