The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Why Snow Is Absolutely Racist!

With the UK currently experiencing mass hysteria over the hailstorm of snow and ice currently causing widespread transport disruptions all over the country, there seems to be a frozen ice-covered elephant in the room that has yet to be acknowledged,… Continue Reading

The Big Arctic Freeze is Coming to the United Kingdom

Morning everyone! This Monday in the British Isles, we are told to be expecting an Arctic Freeze which is set to last over three weeks. That means it’s definitely time to turn on those radiators, crank the heating up, pull… Continue Reading