Is Mark Zuckerberg Actually A Cybernetic Terminator Hell-Bent On Censorship And Political Genocide?

The motionless facial expressions, the monotone voice and the complete lack of any human emotion. Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is most definitely a cybernetic terminator sent from the year 2029 to infiltrate our data and privacy, then take… Continue Reading

4 Reasons Why You Should Not Stick Condoms Up Your Nose

Most people would agree that latex condoms should be inserted onto consensual penises only and not up nostrils. Yet millennials, those flourishing and intellectually stimulated members of Generation Z have once again turned to harmful and unsanitary means to garner… Continue Reading

From Acting to Apps: Maisie Williams Launches Her Own Social Media App

Actress Maisie Williams, best known for her role as Arya Stark from Game of Thrones, will be launching her own social media app this summer. Maisie has been on the TV screen for a while now, back when she was first… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

ESPN Admits to Watching You Through Your Television Set

Long gone is the element of privacy in today’s technologically advanced world amidst social media apps such as Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat, where people willingly expose themselves, sharing photos and videos to feel a sense of self importance in gaining… Continue Reading

17 Totes Annoying Words and Phrases That Need to be Destroyed in 2018

Millennial’s and Generation Z have absolutely annihilated modern day vocabulary. In fact, Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the complete and utter sh*te today’s society utters out of their pea-brained mouths. When Anglo-Saxons first began… Continue Reading

5 Reasons Why You Should Absolutely Never Swallow Laundry Pods

Generation Z continue to prove just how stupid they are. What with not knowing what a VHS tape is or knowing the difference between Beyoncé and a dial-up-modem, our favourite Buzzfeed reading teens and non-binaries can now add laundry pods… Continue Reading

One Year of Donald Trump: His List of Achievements

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, and despite all the fake news and establishment opposition that he faces daily, he’s done a very fine job as the leader of the free world so… Continue Reading