The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

Feminists Don’t Want You Near them in Public… Ever!

There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading

Jewish Male Attacked by Arabic Man in Berlin for Being Jewish

In Angela Merkel’s Germany, there’s a growing disparity in safety for all, especially for Jewish people, since Angela Merkel let in Muslim migrants by the millions, as part of the corrupt European Union agenda, which continues to show more and… Continue Reading

4 Reasons Why You Should Not Stick Condoms Up Your Nose

Most people would agree that latex condoms should be inserted onto consensual penises only and not up nostrils. Yet millennials, those flourishing and intellectually stimulated members of Generation Z have once again turned to harmful and unsanitary means to garner… Continue Reading

11 Ways in Which You Are Absolutely Not a Nerd

Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading

Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and He Didn’t Like (Or Consent) To It. Where is the outrage?

She may be a world-famous popstar, have millions in the bank, and even wear cherry chap stick, but as seen on the two-night season opener for the new “American Idol,” even Katy Perry cannot just casually sexually assault a male… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the MoneySuperMarket.com commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading

17 Totes Annoying Words and Phrases That Need to be Destroyed in 2018

Millennial’s and Generation Z have absolutely annihilated modern day vocabulary. In fact, Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the complete and utter sh*te today’s society utters out of their pea-brained mouths. When Anglo-Saxons first began… Continue Reading

What’s Been Happening With Jim Carrey?

Actor Jim Carrey has been cleared in the wrongful death lawsuit filed by the Irish family of ex-girlfriend Cathriona White on January 25th, who took her life in a suicide with prescription pills after their relationship was over in September… Continue Reading