Demi Lovato Apologies To Fans Over “Sexual Assault” Prank

Singer Demi Lovato has recently apologised to fans after posting a tweet about pranking her bodyguard, causing upset and criticism for “trivialising” sexual assault. Demi hired a sex worker in Vegas and sent her to Max’s (her bodyguard) hotel room… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Is Rihanna Secretly Turning Everyone Gay?

Those subliminal Riri lyrics that are currently being transferred to the subconscious of your mind every time you hear “come here rude boy, boy can you get it up” could actually be slowly metamorphosing you into a rainbow coloured, gender-non-conforming… Continue Reading

George Soros Funds Gina Miller’s Plans to Stop Brexit

Well, what do we have here? Not surprising news, as George Soros, the fake philanthropist billionaire, and disgusting socialist, has been revealed to be behind the funding of Gina Miller’s ‘Best for Britain’ campaign to try to stop Brexit, and what… Continue Reading

Triggered Feminist Offended by Air Asia Stewardess Uniform

Just when you thought the world couldn’t be comprised of more ridiculously sensitive and annoying people who are offended by just about everything, up steps Dr. June Robertson from Wellington, New Zealand, who wrote that she was “disgusted” and “offended”… Continue Reading

Friends on Netflix: The One Where Millennial Snowflakes Get Triggered

In January 2018, ‘Friends’ was released on Netflix, much to the joy of those who fondly remember arguably the funniest sitcom of all time. However, for the new millennial Netflix generation that’s been loaded up on liberal indoctrination and political… Continue Reading

Condoleeza Rice Hopes #MeToo Movement Doesn’t “Turn Women Into Snowflakes”

Do you remember when the last Bush Administration was in charge, before Barack Obama, and back when Condoleeza Rice was the Secretary of State as opposed to Hillary Clinton? Yes, that now truly sounds like paradise and a very peaceful… Continue Reading

Why The United Kingdom Should Welcome Donald Trump With A State Visit

Today we’ve been scouring the world for some newsworthy topics, and we found something that we couldn’t agree more on, and that is that Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America, should be welcomed to the… Continue Reading

Never Go Full Libtard

As we promised here at Brainstain, we would do our best to uncover the videos from the 8th of November, when deluded liberals joined together in packs, and screamed at the sky in protest of the one year anniversary of… Continue Reading