Why The United Kingdom Should Welcome Donald Trump With A State Visit

Today we’ve been scouring the world for some newsworthy topics, and we found something that we couldn’t agree more on, and that is that Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America, should be welcomed to the… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups E to H Predictions

Good morning! Following on from yesterday’s World Cup 2018 analysis of the drawn groups, we now bring you the breakdown of the FIFA World Cup 2018 Groups E to H, followed by our personal predictions about the teams, and who will… Continue Reading

FIFA World Cup Russia 2018: Groups A to D Predictions

Happy Monday everyone! Now to brighten up the wintry morning doldrums, we’ve decided to tackle the overview of Friday’s FIFA World Cup 2018 draw, roughly six months ahead of the greatest sporting event on planet Earth, which commences on June… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Responds to Theresa May Over His Radical Islam Retweets

A little over a day ago, President Donald J. Trump retweeted three videos from Britain First activist Jayda Fransen on Twitter. The posts in question depicted a Muslim immigrant beating up a Dutch teenager on crutches, a bearded Islamist throwing a… Continue Reading

Sweden Qualify For The 2018 World Cup; Fans Demand Zlatan’s Return

Last night in San Siro, Milan, Italy bowed out of the the second leg play-off match for the World Cup with Sweden putting in a spirited defensive display, and leaving the Italian’s unable to even come close to scoring a… Continue Reading

Italy vs Sweden: World Cup 2018 Qualifier Play-Off (Second Leg Preview)

Tonight sees the second leg of the World Cup Play-Off match between Italy and Sweden, after the first leg finished 1-0 to Sweden, with the Swedes putting in a spirited and well organised performance, and with Zlatan Ibrahimovic watching from… Continue Reading

The Big Arctic Freeze is Coming to the United Kingdom

Morning everyone! This Monday in the British Isles, we are told to be expecting an Arctic Freeze which is set to last over three weeks. That means it’s definitely time to turn on those radiators, crank the heating up, pull… Continue Reading

Is It Luck Or Destiny Which Vagina You Will Pop Out From?

Who will you be when you are born? That is the question every unsuspecting unborn and unhatched offspring is probably thinking as they curl up in the warmth and seclusion of their yet to be identified mother’s womb. The UNICEF… Continue Reading

Idenititarian Activists Place Anti-Islamisation Banner on Westminster Bridge

On Monday morning in London at Westminster Bridge, identitarian English activists unveiled a large banner with an anti-Islamisation message facing directly at the Houses of Parliament. Their message is definitely on the minds of many English people, and on the… Continue Reading

Starbucks Releasing New “Vampire Frappuccino” For Halloween

Good morning, Brainstainers. For those who live in the UK and USA who may have missed out on the quite lame virtue signalling Unicorn Frappuccino hype earlier this year, (and from what we understand, it wasn’t all that great), look out… Continue Reading