Beyonce Accused Of “Extreme Witchcraft” By Former Drummer

What do you think of when you think of Beyonce? Do you think about Beyonce’s singing ability, her dancing, her jelly, or do you actually think about pentagrams, her sharing a bed with Jay-Z and erm… goat heads? Well, if… Continue Reading

Tekashi69 Arrested in New York City Over Houston Assault Warrant

Brooklyn rapper Tekashi69, real name Daniel Hernandez, was arrested at John F. Kennedy Airport on Wednesday after returning from his European tour, and was placed in handcuffs due to a warrant out for his arrest in the state of Texas.… Continue Reading

David Hogg Criticised For Making Santa Fe High School Shooting About Himself

Hands up! As soon as you heard there was another high-school shooting in America, you knew that in the back of your mind that self-proclaimed gun activist and saviour of the masses, David Hogg, would pop up like a bad… Continue Reading

‘Far Cry 5’: A Very Apt Review

This weekend, we thought we needed to look into a game that almost released one month ago, called ‘Far Cry 5‘, since we really needed to entertain ourselves, and Ubisoft’s latest instalment to the series did not disappoint. In fact,… Continue Reading

911 Operator Found Guilty Of Intentionally Hanging Up On Thousands Of Distressed Callers

When there’s something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Ok, so if you are experiencing disturbances from a malicious poltergeist or any paranormal activity, then we most certainly recommend you call up the Ghostbusters, or better yet, an… Continue Reading

Anonymous Reddit User Announces That He’s the Austin Serial Bomber Hours Before Blowing Himself Up

Last night, an anonymous Reddit user came out and stated his intentions as the Austin Serial Bomber, who just hours ago blew himself up to avoid being arrested by the police. The unnamed person has been described as a white… Continue Reading

Never Go Full Libtard

As we promised here at Brainstain, we would do our best to uncover the videos from the 8th of November, when deluded liberals joined together in packs, and screamed at the sky in protest of the one year anniversary of… Continue Reading

Congressman Vicente Gonzalez Falls for Reddit Hoax Meme Sam Hyde Live on CNN

Democratic party congressman Vicente Gonzalez, part of the Left Wing, made a humongous mistake whilst talking to CNN about who the shooter of the Sutherland Springs massacre was last night, stating initially that the shooter’s name was ‘Sam Hyde’. Yes, Vicente… Continue Reading

Chelsea Handler Suffers Major Backlash for Political Tweet About Texas Mass Shooting

Well, well, well… It didn’t take long for the liberal left to rear their ugly, satanic, backwards heads in the wake of the Sutherland Springs mass shooting in Texas. The much disliked and often ridiculed Chelsea Handler (aka Chelsea ‘Pan’… Continue Reading

Sutherland Springs Church Shooter Kills 26 & Injures 25

A horrendous mass shooting occurred at a Sunday church service in Sutherland Springs, Texas, when Devin Patrick Kelley, 26, an ex-Bible studies teacher and a discharged former US Air Force member, walked into the First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs… Continue Reading