Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

Feminists Don’t Want You Near them in Public… Ever!

There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading

Are Shopping Carts Actually Sexist?

“Could a member of staff please go to aisle three, a radicalised and menopausal feminist customer has complained that she finds the sight of a particular banana offensive and totally sexist’’  Could this be the tannoy announcement that you’ll soon… Continue Reading

Triggered Feminist Offended by Air Asia Stewardess Uniform

Just when you thought the world couldn’t be comprised of more ridiculously sensitive and annoying people who are offended by just about everything, up steps Dr. June Robertson from Wellington, New Zealand, who wrote that she was “disgusted” and “offended”… Continue Reading

Friends on Netflix: The One Where Millennial Snowflakes Get Triggered

In January 2018, ‘Friends’ was released on Netflix, much to the joy of those who fondly remember arguably the funniest sitcom of all time. However, for the new millennial Netflix generation that’s been loaded up on liberal indoctrination and political… Continue Reading

Condoleeza Rice Hopes #MeToo Movement Doesn’t “Turn Women Into Snowflakes”

Do you remember when the last Bush Administration was in charge, before Barack Obama, and back when Condoleeza Rice was the Secretary of State as opposed to Hillary Clinton? Yes, that now truly sounds like paradise and a very peaceful… Continue Reading

7 Alternative Things To Put On Top Of Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is literally only a few days away! If you haven’t put anything atop of your Christmas tree, then you really aren’t doing Christmas correctly. With most people choosing to place a star (representing either the Star of Bethlehem), a… Continue Reading

Why Snow Is Absolutely Racist!

With the UK currently experiencing mass hysteria over the hailstorm of snow and ice currently causing widespread transport disruptions all over the country, there seems to be a frozen ice-covered elephant in the room that has yet to be acknowledged,… Continue Reading

Never Go Full Libtard

As we promised here at Brainstain, we would do our best to uncover the videos from the 8th of November, when deluded liberals joined together in packs, and screamed at the sky in protest of the one year anniversary of… Continue Reading