Vehicle Terror Attack in Westminster Plows Down Cyclists and Pedestrians

An unnamed terror attacker driving a Ford Fiesta plowed down 15 cyclists and pedestrians in Westminster near the Houses of Parliament this morning at 7:37am. The incident happened very early in the morning and the driver was apprehended outside St.… Continue Reading

Russia Asks the UK for Apology After Experts Admit they Cannot Prove The Source of The Nerve Agent

Well, in a bit of embarrassing revelations now in the game of pointing the finger at the most likely of nations as suspects for the poisoning of double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia Skripal, but perhaps in doing so,… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

Could Russian Poisoning Accusations Lead To A Conflict With the UK?

Poison and Russian spies, all you need now is a glass of Martini (shaken, not stirred) and this could be the plot for the very latest James Bond film. Obviously starring the late great Roger Moore, as we all know,… Continue Reading

Was Margaret Thatcher Really Really The First Spice Girl!?

Can you imagine for a second the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher wearing miniature black pants, bright red leather thigh boots and pouting seductively in a scorching hot desert while katrina high-kicking shirtless misogynistic mansplaining men in a display… Continue Reading

CNN Reports on Trump’s Daily Habits After Failed New York Terror Attack

Fake News network CNN were running a nothing story on Donald Trump yesterday, complete with live commentary from a so-called Trump expert who had written a biography on Trump’s habits, saying that he watches 8 hours of television a day, and… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Responds to Theresa May Over His Radical Islam Retweets

A little over a day ago, President Donald J. Trump retweeted three videos from Britain First activist Jayda Fransen on Twitter. The posts in question depicted a Muslim immigrant beating up a Dutch teenager on crutches, a bearded Islamist throwing a… Continue Reading

Theresa May Drops General Election Bombshell And Now The End Of The World Is Near!

You know the drill by now. A vote is announced that could potentially change the political landscape. Mass hysteria prevails, followed by left-wing scaremongering and fear tactics to convince you that monsters lurk beneath your bed and that aliens could potentially be… Continue Reading