Stormy Daniels Quits Celebrity Big Brother Over Producer Demands

Weirdo lawyer Michael Avenatti has spoken out about why washed up porn star Stormy Daniels quit Celebrity Big Brother ahead of Thursdays commencement show, stating that the producers “insisted she conduct herself in a certain way” and not because Stormy… Continue Reading

Woman Speaks Out About Arrest In Dubai Airport Over A Glass Of Wine

Are you planning a trip to Dubai? Well, Dr. Ellie Holman from Sweden, who currently lives in Kent in the United Kingdom, was arrested on arrival in the United Arab Emirates’ Dubai airport with her young daughter over unverified claims… Continue Reading

Vehicle Terror Attack in Westminster Plows Down Cyclists and Pedestrians

An unnamed terror attacker driving a Ford Fiesta plowed down 15 cyclists and pedestrians in Westminster near the Houses of Parliament this morning at 7:37am. The incident happened very early in the morning and the driver was apprehended outside St.… Continue Reading

Spiritual Guidance Counsellor Claims to Have Sex with Ghosts

Every once in a while, a story comes along that is just too bizarre not to cover, and such is the case with this spiritual guidance counsellor, Amethyst Realm, from Bristol, who claims to have sex with ghosts. Amethyst is a… Continue Reading

Pamela Anderson Speaks About Romantic Connection To Julian Assange

Pamela Anderson appeared on Fox News Sunday night with Harvey Levin to describe her “romantic connection” with Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, after visiting him in the Ecuadorian Embassy numerous times since 2016. Originally introduced to Assange by Vivienne Westwood, the… Continue Reading

Did The Duke of Edinburgh Really Die Over The Weekend?

So, if you hadn’t already heard, Prince Philip tragically died over the weekend.  Cue saddened violin music and mandatory Elton John ‘Candle in the Wind’ piano ballad. But of course, he didn’t. The 97-year-old Duke of Edinburgh is well and truly… Continue Reading

EC President Jean-Claude Juncker is Exposed As A Blabbering Drunk

There’s very few people that we truly despise on this planet, but European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker is a person that we have loathed for a very long time. Just his mere face alone is enough to make our eyes roll… Continue Reading

Will A Sadiq Khan Balloon Be Allowed To Fly In Protest Of Baby Trump Stunt?

With President Donald Trump come and gone from the UK, a lot of talk was made of the orange inflatable baby Trump balloon which was expected to be a huge centre piece of a protest held by anti-Trump protesters that… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Lands In The United Kingdom After NATO Summit

Leader of the free world, Donald Trump, is fresh off his successful NATO renegotiations tour, with defence spending concerning predominately EU countries being a success in already achieving a $33 billion increase in spending from all nations involved this year.… Continue Reading