Starbucks Releasing New “Vampire Frappuccino” For Halloween

Good morning, Brainstainers. For those who live in the UK and USA who may have missed out on the quite lame virtue signalling Unicorn Frappuccino hype earlier this year, (and from what we understand, it wasn’t all that great), look out… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards Rushed To Hospital In Las Vegas

Pop girl band Little Mix performed as a trio during Saturday’s performance at the iHeart Festival in Las Vegas since Perrie Edwards, 24, was forced to pull out of their performance and was hospitalised due to a “gastric problem”. A… Continue Reading

Ringo Starr Declares Brexit a “Great Move”

Ringo Starr, 77, some people’s clear favourite Beatle from The Beatles, has just released a new studio album entitled Give More Love, and in a recent BBC Newsnight interview, has come out to call Brexit as a whole “a great move.” Well said… Continue Reading

Labour Fails To Defeat Government’s EU Repeal Bill

Britain took another big step towards leaving the EU last night as Labour failed to defeat the government’s EU Repeal Bill. MPs defied Jeremy Corbyn in first votes on the crucial legislation, with overall votes of 326 to 290 and a… Continue Reading

Talking Buns: The New British Bake Off Trailer

We thought we’d bring you some lighter news on this most horrendous day after yet more terror attacks. Have you seen the brand new Great British Bake Off advert on Channel 4? Well if you haven’t seen the trailer, you’re in… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan: Mayor of Londonistan

In the United Kingdom, her majesty the Queen (Elizabeth II), Prime Minister Theresa May, and well known writer Piers Morgan of the Daily Mail, are amongst countless other people whom are not spoken for on mainstream media, who are all… Continue Reading

Recent UK Election Caught Up In Serious Voter Fraud

Oh yes, it was only a matter of time before a topic like Voter Fraud would be exposed in the United Kingdom, through the recent shift and rise in Labour votes for Jeremy Corbyn in the last general election. Much… Continue Reading

Why Multiculturalism in Sweden Has Been A Massive Failure. Has Socialism failed us?

So, we’re back at it again! And what better way to start off this joyous morning then by pointing out the obvious with your morning Cappuccino, and that’s that Socialist ventures in many countries such as Sweden, who are now… Continue Reading

The G20 Summit 2017 Report

A couple of days before today’s G20 Summit in Hamburg, Donald Trump aptly visited Poland, a nation that is effervescently hard on the muslim migration epidemic and are not for the “one world” globalist agenda of seeping in unassimilated Islamic migrants… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading

Is The BBC A Colluded Left Wing Socialist News Network?

What happened to the British Broadcasting Corporation, better known as the BBC? Since once upon a time they were a trusted news source that produced objective news reports and showed both sides to a story. Not anymore, as they continue… Continue Reading

How Superhero Policeman Wayne Marques Fought Off London Bridge Jihadists

On June 3rd, 2017, Wayne Marques, a British Transport Policeman, was confronted and attacked by the three Jihadist attackers who carried out the London Bridge and Borough Market terror attack. The three terrorists came up alongside him like a pack of… Continue Reading

Sh*t Coffee Served At Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa

Hey everyone, sending you a belated “good morning” to all of you out there in the world. We have one question for ya’? Who loves good coffee? We think most people would prefer actual good coffee that wasn’t all “sh*tty”,… Continue Reading

Two Young Children Recently Raped in Manchester

Are child rapes on the increase in parts of the United Kingdom? Seemingly so, as the last incidents in the past few days show in Manchester, where there have been the reported rapes of an 8-year-old girl in Nuthurst Park, in… Continue Reading

Finsbury Park: London Mosque Attacked by Van

At 00:21am on Monday morning outside Finsbury Park Mosque, a white van mounted the curb and ploughed into a pack of muslims exiting the mosque after prayers, who were hanging around outside. During the end of Ramadan, more prayers are… Continue Reading

5 Places the UK Star on the EU Flag Could Go Once Britain Leaves the European Union

With the UK elections now over and a new coalition government formed with the Democratic Unionist Party from Northern Ireland, British Prime Minster Theresa May is now ready to walk into the battlefield of Brussels and stare the very essence… Continue Reading

Theresa May’s Election Plan Backfires, But Remains Victorious as Prime Minister

Seven weeks ago, Theresa May came out and called for a general election in the United Kingdom, (much to the surprise to everyone in the country), believing that she would need a strong and stable government to deliver Brexit and… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan Shows His Weakness on Good Morning Britain

Sadiq Khan is clearly out of his depth after all the recent terror attacks in London and those earlier comments on Islamic terror continue to come back and haunt him, but yesterday morning he did more to try to placate… Continue Reading

Diane Abbott Digs Her Own Grave Live on Sky News (WATCH)

We really love when Diane Abbott does interviews on the radio or appears on television because it seals the deal for the failing Labour party and their imminent demise. The shadow Home Secretary was left flustered and stirred in a one… Continue Reading

Is Theresa May The Reincarnation Of Jesus?

She was crucified for our Brexit sins by the dishonourable E.U bureaucrats, and now Theresa May has been resurrected to save us from holy Euro damnation. Well, that was the impression given after Theresa May was voted the party leader… Continue Reading

Manchester Arena Terror Attack Kills 22 And Injures 59 Innocent People

Late last night at the Manchester Arena in the United Kingdom, at the Ariana Grande concert at 22:38pm, after she had performed her last song of the night, an explosion rang out in the packed out venue, sending concert goers… Continue Reading

Notorious Gotham City Mobster “The Penguin” Urges UK To Back Jeremy Corbyn In Election

The Penguin, real name Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot has called on Brits to vote for the Labour Party and back Jeremy Corbyn ahead of the UK elections. But despite his notoriety, the self-proclaimed “gentleman of crime” who often wears a top… Continue Reading

Harry Styles: Brexit Is the Wrong Direction for Britain

Former One Direction star, who is rumoured to be worth £40 million, has revealed that he does not want to leave the E.U. Come on Harry, live while you’re young! Harry Styles (as with most Remoaners) seem to have forgotten that… Continue Reading

Save Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson, co-founder, former spokesman and leader of the English Defence League and all round British national treasure was shockingly arrested this morning, just after 4 a.m by Bedfordshire Police. His alleged crime? Going to a court case in Canterbury… Continue Reading

Chris Rock Announces First UK Stand Up Tour in Ten Years

Former funny man Chris Rock, 52, has had many hugely unsuccessful films in recent years, perhaps only second to Adam Sandler, so obviously he’s realised that he’s perhaps better at stand-up comedy after such incredibly bad film flops like ‘Top… Continue Reading

Are Voters Only Backing Theresa May Because They Like Her Hair?

There’s been a lot of hair pulling, bitching and scratching during the UK general election. Labour MP Emily Thornberry risked enraging conservative voters by claiming they are only backing Theresa May because they like her hair. Yes, really! People only vote… Continue Reading

Dust Off Your Best Antique China Tea Set, Today Is National Tea Day

What a time to be British and to be alive. What with the sheer joy and realisation that we are finally escaping the evil clutches of the E.U and Theresa May’s general election triumph victory around the corner, there is more… Continue Reading

Theresa May Drops General Election Bombshell And Now The End Of The World Is Near!

You know the drill by now. A vote is announced that could potentially change the political landscape. Mass hysteria prevails, followed by left-wing scaremongering and fear tactics to convince you that monsters lurk beneath your bed and that aliens could potentially be… Continue Reading