The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

Why Snow Is Absolutely Racist!

With the UK currently experiencing mass hysteria over the hailstorm of snow and ice currently causing widespread transport disruptions all over the country, there seems to be a frozen ice-covered elephant in the room that has yet to be acknowledged,… Continue Reading

Britain First Rally Forced to Cancel Due to Snowflakes

Yesterday, as “Black Ice Monday” took hold, causing travel chaos across the United Kingdom, deputy leader of the Britain First organisation, Jayda Fransen, was grounded at the airport and unable to fly to Belfast for a rally to protest against… Continue Reading

Black Ice Monday follows Snow Bomb Sunday in the UK

Brace yourself people, because it’s about to get even colder and more treacherous out on those roads, with black ice setting in this Monday morning. The snow from yesterday that settled in many places across the UK will have frozen over… Continue Reading

Storm Ophelia Hits UK & Ireland’s Shores

It’s not normal when a Hurricane is on its way to the UK and Ireland, but this morning at around 11am in south-west Ireland, it will make landfall and hit with strong 80 mph winds, as a result of Storm… Continue Reading