Ant McPartlin to Step Down from TV to Seek Treatment After Crash

Disgraced British TV presenter Ant McPartlin, best known from shows such I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, Saturday Night Takeaway and Britain’s Got Talent, has stepped down from his TV roles following his arrest for drink driving. Ant’s publicist… Continue Reading

The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

UK Universities Are Teaching That Being White is Racist

Good afternoon readers. Yes, you did read the headline correctly! Now might be the best time not to send your children to University, or to even attend University yourself, no matter your ethnicity, since quite clearly the schooling system is pushing indoctrination… Continue Reading

Could Russian Poisoning Accusations Lead To A Conflict With the UK?

Poison and Russian spies, all you need now is a glass of Martini (shaken, not stirred) and this could be the plot for the very latest James Bond film. Obviously starring the late great Roger Moore, as we all know,… Continue Reading

NME Magazine to End Weekly Print Edition

There’s some sad news today, as the UK’s iconic music magazine NME has announced they will no longer be available as a weekly print magazine. After 66 years of almost 3,500 weekly issues, the final edition will be released on Friday.… Continue Reading

The UK in Widespread Snow and Rape Panic

If you were thinking of visiting old queenie and her big ol’ crown jewels this weekend, we would thoroughly recommend that you pack your woolly hats and pepper spray with you, if you don’t want to turn into a sexually… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

KFC Chicken Shortage Has Left The UK A Ravaged Wasteland

Do you smell that? No, it’s not the lingering and seductive smell of overly processed greasy fast-food chicken, it’s the rank smell of DEATH! The end of days is upon us and our civilisation has come to a crashing demise. Not exactly finger… Continue Reading

When The Queen Met The Devil in Prada

Yes! Your squinting eyes do not deceive you. You are not experiencing a hallucination, and you most certainly are not hung over from a lash out on the town last night. Here you are, indulging in your daily titbits from… Continue Reading

The 2018 BAFTA Award Winners (& Reaction)

Last night was the UK equivalent of the Oscars, which of course means that it was indeed the 71st BAFTA awards ceremony! They rolled out the red carpet at the Royal Albert Hall to continue the showbiz awards season, with… Continue Reading