Storm Ophelia Hits UK & Ireland’s Shores

It’s not normal when a Hurricane is on its way to the UK and Ireland, but this morning at around 11am in south-west Ireland, it will make landfall and hit with strong 80 mph winds, as a result of Storm… Continue Reading

U.S. Drone Strike Eliminates “White Widow” Sally Jones

Now every once in a while, there’s good news to bring you in this crazy world and we thought we’d round off the day with a celebratory story of military precision, since the White Widow of ISIS, who led recruitment… Continue Reading

Venezuela’s Expired Passports Are Valid For Two More Years

The socialist wasteland of Venezuela, which used to be a beautiful country, but which now sees President Nicolas Maduro encouraging its citizens to learn to breed and eat rabbits for food, whilst a woman was recently pictured in the street… Continue Reading

UN Assembly: Donald Trump Tells It Like It Is & Theresa May Finally Toughens Up

We’re hot off the heels of President Donald J. Trump’s magnificent introductory speech at the UN assembly. But, during his first UN assembly speech on the 19th of September in New York City, he called out the problems within the… Continue Reading

Ringo Starr Declares Brexit a “Great Move”

Ringo Starr, 77, some people’s clear favourite Beatle from The Beatles, has just released a new studio album entitled Give More Love, and in a recent BBC Newsnight interview, has come out to call Brexit as a whole “a great move.” Well said… Continue Reading

Labour Fails To Defeat Government’s EU Repeal Bill

Britain took another big step towards leaving the EU last night as Labour failed to defeat the government’s EU Repeal Bill. MPs defied Jeremy Corbyn in first votes on the crucial legislation, with overall votes of 326 to 290 and a… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan: Mayor of Londonistan

In the United Kingdom, her majesty the Queen (Elizabeth II), Prime Minister Theresa May, and well known writer Piers Morgan of the Daily Mail, are amongst countless other people whom are not spoken for on mainstream media, who are all… Continue Reading

Recent UK Election Caught Up In Serious Voter Fraud

Oh yes, it was only a matter of time before a topic like Voter Fraud would be exposed in the United Kingdom, through the recent shift and rise in Labour votes for Jeremy Corbyn in the last general election. Much… Continue Reading

Why Multiculturalism in Sweden Has Been A Massive Failure. Has Socialism failed us?

So, we’re back at it again! And what better way to start off this joyous morning then by pointing out the obvious with your morning Cappuccino, and that’s that Socialist ventures in many countries such as Sweden, who are now… Continue Reading

The G20 Summit 2017 Report

A couple of days before today’s G20 Summit in Hamburg, Donald Trump aptly visited Poland, a nation that is effervescently hard on the muslim migration epidemic and are not for the “one world” globalist agenda of seeping in unassimilated Islamic migrants… Continue Reading

ISIS Recruiter Sally Jones Wants To Come Back To The UK

So, in some completely unbelievable news today, even ironically coming on the 4th of July, we bring you this pathetic mess, from the sickening conquered soul of real life super villain Sally Jones, a 50-year old former Punk Rocker, a… Continue Reading

Is The BBC A Colluded Left Wing Socialist News Network?

What happened to the British Broadcasting Corporation, better known as the BBC? Since once upon a time they were a trusted news source that produced objective news reports and showed both sides to a story. Not anymore, as they continue… Continue Reading

How Superhero Policeman Wayne Marques Fought Off London Bridge Jihadists

On June 3rd, 2017, Wayne Marques, a British Transport Policeman, was confronted and attacked by the three Jihadist attackers who carried out the London Bridge and Borough Market terror attack. The three terrorists came up alongside him like a pack of… Continue Reading

Sh*t Coffee Served At Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa

Hey everyone, sending you a belated “good morning” to all of you out there in the world. We have one question for ya’? Who loves good coffee? We think most people would prefer actual good coffee that wasn’t all “sh*tty”,… Continue Reading

Two Young Children Recently Raped in Manchester

Are child rapes on the increase in parts of the United Kingdom? Seemingly so, as the last incidents in the past few days show in Manchester, where there have been the reported rapes of an 8-year-old girl in Nuthurst Park, in… Continue Reading

Finsbury Park: London Mosque Attacked by Van

At 00:21am on Monday morning outside Finsbury Park Mosque, a white van mounted the curb and ploughed into a pack of muslims exiting the mosque after prayers, who were hanging around outside. During the end of Ramadan, more prayers are… Continue Reading

5 Places the UK Star on the EU Flag Could Go Once Britain Leaves the European Union

With the UK elections now over and a new coalition government formed with the Democratic Unionist Party from Northern Ireland, British Prime Minster Theresa May is now ready to walk into the battlefield of Brussels and stare the very essence… Continue Reading

Theresa May’s Election Plan Backfires, But Remains Victorious as Prime Minister

Seven weeks ago, Theresa May came out and called for a general election in the United Kingdom, (much to the surprise to everyone in the country), believing that she would need a strong and stable government to deliver Brexit and… Continue Reading

Sadiq Khan Shows His Weakness on Good Morning Britain

Sadiq Khan is clearly out of his depth after all the recent terror attacks in London and those earlier comments on Islamic terror continue to come back and haunt him, but yesterday morning he did more to try to placate… Continue Reading

Diane Abbott Digs Her Own Grave Live on Sky News (WATCH)

We really love when Diane Abbott does interviews on the radio or appears on television because it seals the deal for the failing Labour party and their imminent demise. The shadow Home Secretary was left flustered and stirred in a one… Continue Reading

Manchester Arena Terror Attack Kills 22 And Injures 59 Innocent People

Late last night at the Manchester Arena in the United Kingdom, at the Ariana Grande concert at 22:38pm, after she had performed her last song of the night, an explosion rang out in the packed out venue, sending concert goers… Continue Reading

Dust Off Your Best Antique China Tea Set, Today Is National Tea Day

What a time to be British and to be alive. What with the sheer joy and realisation that we are finally escaping the evil clutches of the E.U and Theresa May’s general election triumph victory around the corner, there is more… Continue Reading

Article 50 Has Been Officially Trigged And Now Armageddon Is Upon Us!

This could potentially be the last article you read from us here at Brainstrain, shudder the thought! Sixty-five million years ago, an immense asteroid struck the Earth, raising clouds of dust that chilled the global climate and wiped out the… Continue Reading

Theresa May Triggers Article 50 for UK to Leave the EU

Today Prime Minister Theresa May triggered Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty starting a two-year farewell process from the European Union, after forty-four years in being tied up to Brussels. Today is truly a historic day for the United Kingdom,… Continue Reading

Floyd Mayweather’s Car Set Ablaze in Birmingham

Floyd Mayweather, 40, has recently professed his love for the United Kingdom and for London in particular, during his ongoing visit, stating that the UK has brought excitement back into the sport of boxing with the resurgence of interest because… Continue Reading