Starbucks Releasing New “Vampire Frappuccino” For Halloween

Good morning, Brainstainers. For those who live in the UK and USA who may have missed out on the quite lame virtue signalling Unicorn Frappuccino hype earlier this year, (and from what we understand, it wasn’t all that great), look out… Continue Reading

World Cup 2018: Who’s Coming To Russia?

Now as you wonder what you have to look forward to after England played two extremely boring 1-0 victories over Slovenia and Lithuania in the World Cup Qualifiers to ensure their qualification, well in judging by those performances, not much to… Continue Reading

Labour Fails To Defeat Government’s EU Repeal Bill

Britain took another big step towards leaving the EU last night as Labour failed to defeat the government’s EU Repeal Bill. MPs defied Jeremy Corbyn in first votes on the crucial legislation, with overall votes of 326 to 290 and a… Continue Reading

Is Taylor Swift’s New Single About Katy Perry & The Kimye Feud?

The 27 year old pop queen Taylor Swift has dropped the first single ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ from her new album Reputation and it is definitely beating Perry’s ‘Swish Swish’ to a pulp. Tay-Tay has been through a… Continue Reading

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Wedding on Hold due to Explosive Fights

Just when we thought Australian hunk Liam Hemsworth finally tamed the wild American pop singer Miley Cyrus, their wedding plans have been put to a halt due to “explosive fights” between the pair. Apparently, it’s all down to Liam refusing… Continue Reading

CNN’s Jim Acosta Tries to Berate Trump; Gets Served

After the riot in Charlottesville on Saturday, President Donald J. Trump has condemned the attack along with VP Mike Pence numerous times, however, the colluded fake news channels that only serve to cause uproar in the nation following on from… Continue Reading

More Leads Recovered on DB Cooper’s Great Escape

Who remembers watching the Unsolved Mysteries episode on DB Cooper? Or who even vividly remembers the legend of DB Cooper, the first American hijacker who on November 24th of 1971, boarded a domestic Eastern Airlines Boeing 727 flight from Portland… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Makes Amazing Speech in West Virginia

Whilst the very fake establishment news channels like the BBC and CNN harp on about the false narrative of Russian collusion in the 2016 election, where Hillary Clinton and the corrupt Democrat party lost epicly, Donald Trump held a speech… Continue Reading

The True State of the USA: Donald Trump Visits West Virginia Boy Scout Jamboree

It’s time for a reality check, away from all the “Fake News” in order to show you the true popularity of Donald Trump, once and for all. Since, who’s been sick of the “Fake news” against Donald Trump, since he… Continue Reading

Meet Anthony Scaramucci: Communication’s Director

In the light of the recent departure of Sean Spicer as Donald Trump’s Communication’s Director, some Democrats and Socialists saw this as some sort of victory, however, they weren’t banking on Trump’s replacement, Anthony Scaramucci to take over. At Brainstain,… Continue Reading

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to Run for President in 2020?

Many people’s favourite actor and legendary WWE Hall of Famer, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 45, who is known for his tireless work ethic in the film industry that has made him one of the highest paid stars in Hollywood and… Continue Reading

The G20 Summit 2017 Report

A couple of days before today’s G20 Summit in Hamburg, Donald Trump aptly visited Poland, a nation that is effervescently hard on the muslim migration epidemic and are not for the “one world” globalist agenda of seeping in unassimilated Islamic migrants… Continue Reading

How An Immigrant Got 4 Jobs In Their First 5 Days In America

LinkedIn, that ‘’professional’’ place that exists on the World Wide Web where young and ambitious Marketing Executives can show off their impressive creative portfolio and boast of all their career achievements, clearly making up for their unfortunate genetic shortcomings and… Continue Reading

Is North Korea A Real Threat, Or Is Kim Jong-Un Just Showing Off?

This past Easter weekend, tensions were at an all time high in the Korean peninsula after the U.S.A. had forewarned ruler Kim Jong-Un about his nuclear arsenal and subsequent missile testing. The US Navy decided to park their armada of war… Continue Reading

USA, Mexico, And Canada Bid To Host The World Cup In 2026

Yesterday, the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada announced their joint bid to host the World Cup in 2026, in a sign of unity in sport, despite Donald Trump’s justifiable insistence on the border wall between America’s southern border and Mexico. The… Continue Reading

10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Probably Did Not Want To Shake Angela Merkel’s Hand

On March 17th 2017 worlds collided, cultures and values clashed and volcanos erupted when the supreme leader of the free world came face to face with the mother of all migrants, Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel. Trump and Merkel’s historical… Continue Reading

Travel Ban: Trump Releases List Of 78 Under Reported Islamic Terrorist Attacks

Throughout Barack Obama’s Presidency we saw an increase in terror attacks in the United States and also across the world, no doubt due to the migrant crisis and the refugee problem, which had truly opened up the flood gates for… Continue Reading