Why Instagram Is Becoming An Online Drug Dealing Marketplace

Social media can be a bit like a drug. Addictive, bad for your health, and can leave you looking like a manic anorexic with a severe eating disorder, riddled with incurable anxiety and begging for likes and validation. But a… Continue Reading

Would Postman Pat Be ‘Postperson’ Patricia & Have Preferred Pronouns In 2018?

Childhood used to be such a simpler place, in which women didn’t have penises, men were not wimpy soy boys, and Monica Lewinsky was still a young budding intern full of hopes and dreams… A little piece of our childhood… Continue Reading

David Hogg Criticised For Making Santa Fe High School Shooting About Himself

Hands up! As soon as you heard there was another high-school shooting in America, you knew that in the back of your mind that self-proclaimed gun activist and saviour of the masses, David Hogg, would pop up like a bad… Continue Reading

London’s Homicide Rate Sky Rockets Up 44% Under Sadiq Khan

London Mayor Sadiq Khan continues to virtue signal against President Donald Trump’s visit to the UK in July and has encouraged protests against his visit, after making earlier remarks that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big… Continue Reading

Cher Tries to ‘Turn Back Time’ After She Went Too Far in Trump Twitter Rant

Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s… Continue Reading

David Hogg Rejected by Top US Colleges & Emma Gonzalez Gets Called a Communist

David Hogg is that polarised pretend teenager, who’s actually a crisis actor and a future CNN wannabe news anchor, who actually graduated from High School in Redondo Beach, California, back in 2014. Plus, David Hogg is the outspoken gun banning advocate… Continue Reading

Troublesome Children Are More Likely To Be Left Wing, Study Reveals

Kids, you either love them or hate them. We hate children here at Brainstain, and are not feeling broody or inclined to freeze our sperm anytime soon in the slightest, because nothing is worse than a disobedient little brat whining… Continue Reading

Why Kim Kardashian Was Just A Virtue Signalling Celebrity Hypocrite at #MarchForOurLives

Oh Kim, you may normally have an unblemished digitally altered derriere that leaves anyone within radius of your perfectly defined buttocks bask in awe and wonderment, but your latest attempt to photoshop that ass and promote yourself as a glorified… Continue Reading

The 15 Most Virtue Signalling Signs At The #MarchForOurLives Rally

Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading

Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading