Friday The 13th And Why It’s Seen As An Unlucky Day!

The culturally symbolic day of “unlucky” is upon us, and with some evil force wishing to start World War III with a quite clearly construed chemical attack in Syria to increase tensions with Russia, it makes this Friday the 13th… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel’s True Origins Exposed

For the last few months, we’ve suspiciously been suspecting the relation of Chancellor Angela Dorothea Kasner Merkel of Germany, as being a direct descendant of Nazi Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Call it intuition, call it logic, call it a conspiracy theory… Continue Reading

Migrant Ghettos Will Become ‘A Nuclear Bomb Of Unrest’ In The Future Warns The EU

“This is an Angela Merkel public safety announcement! The influx of migrants currently floating on makeshift rafts and lifeboats heading in the direction of our shores will eventually lead to complete and utter annihilation and total catastrophic destruction on a… Continue Reading

The Left-Wing Guide To Surviving a Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

In 2018, during these times of political unrest and social turmoil, it seems you can’t walk down the street or venture through your local friendly multicultural neighbourhood / deserted Jewish cemetery without potentially bumping into a Nazi Zombie. “They’re coming… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

6 Ways in Which Migrants Are Destroying Western Society

When Angela Merkel first opened the gates to the hordes of blood thirsty migrants salivating from the mouth at the thought of all those shiny benefits and free generous handouts that they would soon be clutching upon reaching western shores,… Continue Reading