Johnny Depp May Have Sustained Brain Damage From 1000 Degree Sauna Sessions

Strange news coming way out of left field from Hollywood now, as actor Johnny Depp has been revealed to potentially have sustained cognitive brain damage due to a 1000 degree sauna habit. Ouch! Talk about getting a “brainstain” from the… Continue Reading

Hold Onto Your Broomsticks, Halloween 2018 Is Here!

Well well well, if it isn’t Satan’s version of Christmas today? If it’s not, then we don’t know what is. Indeed, it’s that time of year to either participate or just forget about Halloween… Now is the time to dress up… Continue Reading

Beyonce Accused Of “Extreme Witchcraft” By Former Drummer

What do you think of when you think of Beyonce? Do you think about Beyonce’s singing ability, her dancing, her jelly, or do you actually think about pentagrams, her sharing a bed with Jay-Z and erm… goat heads? Well, if… Continue Reading

Pussies, Periods and Pandemonium: 18 Pictures That Sum Up The Stupidity Of The Women’s March

So, over the weekend, a group of overly privileged western women followed in line rigidly by their male inferior slackies complete with male collective guilt tucked in between their legs, assembled together in public to wave their homemade banners angrily… Continue Reading