Manchester United Interested in Vardy, Hernandez & Sanchez

It’s been a while since we covered any sport, and with the exciting January Transfer window still in play, we revert to something that’s still pretty much wholesome, which is football (soccer), that is until FIFA tries to roll out… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Shirt Number Revealed by Adidas

As we’ve been saying all this whole time here at Brainstain since Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s unfortunate injury in April against Anderlecht in the Europa League,┬áZlatan would return to Manchester United upon his recovery, and low and behold, he has done just… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the┬áBrainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Superhuman Knee Recovery Stuns Doctors

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, who suffered an anterior cruciate ligament injury in his right knee against Anderlecht in the Europa League, whilst playing for Manchester United on April 20th, has already had a successful surgery in Pittsburgh, U.S.A last week and… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Knee Injury is Not Career Ending

On the 20th of April, when a lot of people were presumably smoking up the wacky-tabacky for 420 (National Weed Day) and Neo-Nazis were probably celebrating Adolf Hitler’s birthday, we were watching Zlatan Ibrahimovic playing upfront for Manchester United against… Continue Reading