Sweden Qualify For The 2018 World Cup; Fans Demand Zlatan’s Return

Last night in San Siro, Milan, Italy bowed out of the the second leg play-off match for the World Cup with Sweden putting in a spirited defensive display, and leaving the Italian’s unable to even come close to scoring a… Continue Reading

Italy vs Sweden: World Cup 2018 Qualifier Play-Off (Second Leg Preview)

Tonight sees the second leg of the World Cup Play-Off match between Italy and Sweden, after the first leg finished 1-0 to Sweden, with the Swedes putting in a spirited and well organised performance, and with Zlatan Ibrahimovic watching from… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: The Round-Up

In a major anti-climax on Transfer Deadline Day in the English Premier League, and in consequential related transfers around Europe, not much happened at all. What does stick out however, is Arsenal’s major failure in the transfer window. Let’s break… Continue Reading

Transfer Deadline Day: What’s Hot & What’s Not?

Transfer Deadline Day for the English Premier League is beckoning on us all tomorrow evening, with the dealings set to officially cease at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, August 31st, 2017, we thought we’d assess what’s likely to happen before then.… Continue Reading

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Shirt Number Revealed by Adidas

As we’ve been saying all this whole time here at Brainstain since Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s unfortunate injury in April against Anderlecht in the Europa League, Zlatan would return to Manchester United upon his recovery, and low and behold, he has done just… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Opens Talks With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Over New Contract

“Well, well, well” as we’ve been saying all day here at the Brainstain offices, and rightly so, the time has now cometh where the English public, deluded football fans and those who love Zlatan get the news that they’ve been waiting… Continue Reading

Nemanja Matic Signs for Manchester United

Jose “the special one” Mourinho has got his man, reuniting himself with Nemanja Matic for a second time after signing him from Benfica to Chelsea in the 2013/2014 season, and now signing him for Manchester United as his Defensive midfield… Continue Reading

Transfer Heat: Manchester United & Real Madrid In Potential Deal Over Gareth Bale

Some weeks ago, all managers in the Premier League were basically complaining about the lack of transfer activity thus far, most notably Antonio Conte at Chelsea and Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Fast forward to today and a whole lot… Continue Reading

Jose Mourinho Hijacks Romelu Lukaku From Under Chelsea’s Nose

Just when you thought the summer transfer window was stagnant, with both Jose Mourinho of Manchester United and Antonio Conte of Chelsea, complaining about a lack of transfer activity at their respective clubs, then all of a sudden Paul Pogba… Continue Reading