Forbes 400 Rich List Sees Jeff Bezos Ahead Of Bill Gates By $63 Billion

Here’s some news that will make you feel incredibly poor and brighten up your day! The Forbes 400 Rich List of 2018 has just been released, and Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has overtaken Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates for the top… Continue Reading

11 Ways in Which You Are Absolutely Not a Nerd

Everywhere you go, somebody is a nerd, or you have those people who at least claim to be one. But once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away in an extraterrestrial universe, making sexual groans in klingon while… Continue Reading

The 15 Most Virtue Signalling Signs At The #MarchForOurLives Rally

Hey kids, you know what time it is. It’s time to dust off those placards and channel that internal post-adolescent rage and march to the streets (again) and scream in unity and wave those fists and signs angrily in the… Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Snow in the UK is the Absolute Worst

When it snows in the United Kingdom, it’s pandemonium and mass chaos. There are plenty of other countries that handle the wintry conditions far better, such as Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Germany, and the rest of the modern world that’s adapted… Continue Reading

17 Totes Annoying Words and Phrases That Need to be Destroyed in 2018

Millennial’s and Generation Z have absolutely annihilated modern day vocabulary. In fact, Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the complete and utter sh*te today’s society utters out of their pea-brained mouths. When Anglo-Saxons first began… Continue Reading

5 Reasons Why You Should Absolutely Never Swallow Laundry Pods

Generation Z continue to prove just how stupid they are. What with not knowing what a VHS tape is or knowing the difference between Beyoncé and a dial-up-modem, our favourite Buzzfeed reading teens and non-binaries can now add laundry pods… Continue Reading

Pussies, Periods and Pandemonium: 18 Pictures That Sum Up The Stupidity Of The Women’s March

So, over the weekend, a group of overly privileged western women followed in line rigidly by their male inferior slackies complete with male collective guilt tucked in between their legs, assembled together in public to wave their homemade banners angrily… Continue Reading

One Year of Donald Trump: His List of Achievements

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, and despite all the fake news and establishment opposition that he faces daily, he’s done a very fine job as the leader of the free world so… Continue Reading

The Undiplomatic Guide to the 71 Genders on Facebook

Did you know that there are currently more gender options available on Facebook than there are countries in Europe (and that’s not including non E.U shit hole monstrosities like El Salvador and Haiti either) Though saying that, Sweden isn’t exactly… Continue Reading

12 Times The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Taught Us That Pizza Is Absolutely Everything!

If you were a preadolescence kid that grew up in that peculiar and weird moment in time found somewhere in-between the late 80’s and early 90’s where you found yourself decked in an all in one Demin jeans and shirt… Continue Reading