‘Becoming’ by Michelle Obama Hits Book Shelves

Michelle Obama has released her memoirs as being former First Lady in a new book called ‘Becoming’. The book includes some explosive revelations about Michelle’s relationship with husband Barack Obama, and her reaction to Donald Trump becoming president. In the book,… Continue Reading

New Bill Could Send Masked Far-Left Antifa Activists To Jail For 15 years

You can almost smell the lingering body odour on Antifa’s scruffy and unkempt members, the same stench that’s still stuck on the walls in their mum’s basements. Yes, Antifa,that masked and self-styled anti-fascist militant group could soon be spending even more… Continue Reading

CNN May Sue The White House Over Jim Acosta’s Press Conference Incident

In the delusional world of CNN, your job is to be the ‘Enemy of the People’ and to perpetuate false news on a daily basis, but when somebody calls you out on your own sh*t, then you have to act… Continue Reading

Republicans Retain Senate & Democrats Win House Majority

In a long winded day yesterday of voting and totally biased mainstream media coverage based on mostly manipulative lies, it seems that there were really enough impressionable and crazy people out there that wanted socialism, because they voted Democrat, giving… Continue Reading

ABC News Executive: “I Have No Idea What’s Going To Happen In The Midterm Elections”

Today is the final flurry of misleading mainstream news reports over which way the midterm elections will go across the nation, but it’s your choice whether to be influenced by a quite clearly biased, anti-Republican and anti-Trump rhetoric before you go… Continue Reading

Leonardo DiCaprio & Brad Pitt Want YOU To Vote Democrat On November 6th

Well, what better way to influence meek minded voters before tomorrow’s November 6th midterm elections, than suggesting that they listen to actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, who will inadvertently tell you who to vote for. Sending out Hollywood’s former… Continue Reading

Candace Owens Blexit Movement Is Revolutionising Black America

The left love to politically pigeon hole minorities. Black? Gay? Latino? Trans? A non-binary disabled lesbian immigrant with pink hair and an Elizabeth Warren ancestry complex? Then at some point in your life, you have probably been politically identified as… Continue Reading

Angela Merkel To Step Down As Chancellor In 2021 After Regional Election Losses

The mother of all migrants, Angela Merkel, announced yesterday that she will step down as Chancellor when her tenure expires in 2021. Many people had hoped that she would step down much sooner, but why ruin a terrible recent run… Continue Reading

Hillary Clinton States “I’d Like To Be President” At New York Q&A Event

Here at Brainstain, we’re all about the occasional comedic story, and today none is better than Hillary Clinton saying at the New York ‘Recode’ Q&A event on Friday with Kara Swisher, “Well, I’d like to be President”. For us personally,… Continue Reading

Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Dennis Hof Dies Aged 72

The world-renowned Bunny Ranch brothel owner, Dennis Hof, suddenly died on Tuesday from what is suspected to be a cardiac arrest, after going off to have sex with one of his prostitutes named Dasha. This news comes only ten days… Continue Reading