Will A Sadiq Khan Balloon Be Allowed To Fly In Protest Of Baby Trump Stunt?

With President Donald Trump come and gone from the UK, a lot of talk was made of the orange inflatable baby Trump balloon which was expected to be a huge centre piece of a protest held by anti-Trump protesters that… Continue Reading

The UK In Mass Migrant Apocalypse

It’s official, there are just way too much effin’ people in the UK now. With the influx and hordes of migrants cramming themselves into car bonnets and risking life and limb (literally) to taste those free NHS pharmaceuticals, it seems… Continue Reading

David Hogg Criticised For Making Santa Fe High School Shooting About Himself

Hands up! As soon as you heard there was another high-school shooting in America, you knew that in the back of your mind that self-proclaimed gun activist and saviour of the masses, David Hogg, would pop up like a bad… Continue Reading

The ‘Deodorant Challenge’ Is The Latest Online Trend To Destroy Society

Ladies and gentleman, boys, girls, transsexuals and non-binaries of all ages, introducing the very latest millennial and Generation Z fad designed to help impressionable youngsters and those that should know better, remain socially relevant amongst their peers, all while getting… Continue Reading

Woman Cuts Off Man’s Penis With Garden Shears

The penis is a delicate thing. Sensitive to the slightest touch, vilified by radicalised feminists, and was once cited as the reason for an impending nuclear holocaust with North Korea over the size of missile launch buttons, as perpetuated by… Continue Reading

Feminists Don’t Want You Near them in Public… Ever!

There are three things that feminists absolutely hate and despise in 2018. Donald Trump, compliments and anything involving something which resembles the shape of the male genitalia. That includes sausages and bananas and any other suspiciously shaped object, because let’s face it,… Continue Reading

Cher Tries to ‘Turn Back Time’ After She Went Too Far in Trump Twitter Rant

Pop prehistoric fossil and silicone senile songstress, Cher, not only wishes she could turn back the hands of time that are etched through the ravaging lines on her face, but also turn back the complete and utter sh*t that she’s… Continue Reading

Strange Unexplainable Circular Formations Appear in the Arctic

Whenever you see circular shapes appear from out of nowhere, normally there is some sort of rational explanation, like staring into the light for too long or worse, the after effects of a nasty ketamine binge, but when huge circles suddenly materialize… Continue Reading

Keeping Up With The Economy: Kim Kardashian Announces Closure of DASH Boutique Stores

Let’s face it, the economy hasn’t been that great for retail businesses during the last couple of years, what with one of the largest toy suppliers, Toys“R”Us recently going into administration and closing down all of its stores, it seems… Continue Reading

911 Operator Found Guilty Of Intentionally Hanging Up On Thousands Of Distressed Callers

When there’s something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Ok, so if you are experiencing disturbances from a malicious poltergeist or any paranormal activity, then we most certainly recommend you call up the Ghostbusters, or better yet, an… Continue Reading