The Undiplomatic Guide to the 71 Genders on Facebook

Did you know that there are currently more gender options available on Facebook than there are countries in Europe (and that’s not including non E.U shit hole monstrosities like El Salvador and Haiti either, obviously) Though saying that, Sweden isn’t exactly… Continue Reading

Was Margaret Thatcher Really Really The First Spice Girl!?

Can you imagine for a second the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher wearing miniature black pants, bright red leather thigh boots and pouting seductively in a scorching hot desert while katrina high-kicking shirtless misogynistic mansplaining men in a display… Continue Reading

A Legally Binding Contract Will Now Be Available Before Sex

In a society where cis-gender men are reported for sexual assault every 2.3 seconds a day for accidentally brushing past a woman, the age of practicality and common sense are all but a distant memory. Men get publicly shamed and outed.… Continue Reading

Top UK School Bans Teachers From Calling Pupils “Girls” (In Case It Offends Transgender Students)

For more than a century, a top all-girls school based in the UK has educated generations of girls. Yes you read that correctly… GIRLS! Actual girls with vaginas, and not the kind of vaginas that are gender confused or surgically… Continue Reading

6 Ways in Which Migrants Are Destroying Western Society

When Angela Merkel first opened the gates to the hordes of blood thirsty migrants salivating from the mouth at the thought of all those shiny benefits and free generous handouts that they would soon be clutching upon reaching western shores,… Continue Reading

Anti-White Racist Transgender Activist Munroe Bergdorf Gets Verified on Twitter

It seems any old bigoted racist can receive the big blue tick of approval from Twitter these days, especially if your prejudiced views happen to be directed towards white people (cough… Buzzfeed!) or if you just so happen to be… Continue Reading

12 Times The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Taught Us That Pizza Is Absolutely Everything!

If you were a preadolescence kid that grew up in that peculiar and weird moment in time found somewhere in-between the late 80’s and early 90’s where you found yourself decked in an all in one Demin jeans and shirt… Continue Reading

Is Jesus Actually Gender-Neutral?!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO… It’s a politically correct gender-neutral Jesus! Despite being a holy spirt, it seems that even the all mighty son of God cannot escape the clutches of the liberal left and their… Continue Reading

Why Going Out on New Years Eve Is Absolutely Miserable!

There’s nothing worse than pretending to be happy and forcing yourself to have fun while sipping on a extremely overpriced E.U (£19.99) regulated cocktail in an overcrowded poncy wine bar as you unenthusiastically countdown to the big anti-climactic 3,2,1… until you… Continue Reading