The UK Government’s Plan to Control What Porn You Watch is Put on Hiatus, for Now

With the UK on the verge of a new age cold war with Russia you would have thought that getting their priorities right and trying to mend their fledging relationship with a powerful nuclear state would be number one on… Continue Reading

Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and He Didn’t Like (Or Consent) To It. Where is the outrage?

She may be a world-famous popstar, have millions in the bank, and even wear cherry chap stick, but as seen on the two-night season opener for the new “American Idol,” even Katy Perry cannot just casually sexually assault a male… Continue Reading

“Being ‘Straight’ Does Not Exist” Claim Scientists in Cornell University Study

Heterosexuality is just a fragment of your imagination. It’s a hallucination and a perception of something not physically present, like pink elephants, Bigfoot and Hillary Clinton as President. You see, being strictly 100% heterosexual does not exist, well according to… Continue Reading

Trump Wars: US President Proposes Space Military Force

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil and deranged tyrant hell bent on universal destruction and the catastrophic demise of the very space-time continuum as we know it. Thankfully, Hillary Clinton lost the… Continue Reading

Could Russian Poisoning Accusations Lead To A Conflict With the UK?

Poison and Russian spies, all you need now is a glass of Martini (shaken, not stirred) and this could be the plot for the very latest James Bond film. Obviously starring the late great Roger Moore, as we all know,… Continue Reading

The ‘Hot Coil Challenge’ Is The Latest Generation Z Online Trend

Oh Generation Z, just when we thought you couldn’t be any more stupid by swallowing Tide Pods, you then proceed to “out stupid” yourselves by deliberately burning your skin on piping hot stoves. Really? When is that cosmic asteroid coming to wipe out… Continue Reading

Donald Trump Accepts Kim Jong-Un’s Invitation To Meet For Talks

Just when you thought that Donald Trump couldn’t prove himself more valuable, or possibly be known more so “as the greatest to ever lead a country” for a definitive purpose, the President of the United States and very stable genius,… Continue Reading

Would He-Man Be Non-Binary in 2018?!

To many Generation Z Snapchatters and Tide Pod swallowers, He-Man is that biceped blonde guy in spandex pants dancing around with some guy in a skeleton costume in the commercials, but long before that, He-Man was the very definition… Continue Reading

Aliens Could Wipe Out Humanity By Hacking Our Social Media Accounts

It was only a matter of time, but who would have thought that Snapchat could literally destroy the very essence of civilisation? Scientists have claimed that aliens could bring down society as we know it, by hacking our Facebook, Snapchat… Continue Reading